Bob

Shh, Bob's asleep, I'm posting this in secret!! I'm gonna tell you a little story about Bob :D

A long time ago, when Bob was younger, Bob wished to be a unicorn and he wished that every year until  his mum, Bobina, told him unicorns wern't real. Of course Bob started crying. Now he knows for sure that they @re real because of my pretty one and his fat one. The end xD

YOU HERE THAT BOBINA??? UNICORNS ARE REAL!!!!!!

Well I hardly think that's a reason to shout -.-

Bobina? Your here? I'll just go get Bob O_O

I'm here, what is it? Mum? Mum! Mum? Mum, what are you doing here?

Because of that story nintendogs4ever wrote about you.
Well it's true, mum. Unicorns are real.

No they aren't Bob. 

Mum-

YES THEY FUDGING ARE BOBINA!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

O_O

I think Bobina should go now, and Bob should go to bed.

WELL GOODBYE!

Night-Night

Goodbye everybody!

What Bob looks like :D

I'm uploading a picture of Bob so you know what he looks like :D
Here he is :D 

BAD BOB!!! BOB STOLE MY COOKIE!!

*Gobble gobble munch munch* Yum, that was a yummy cookie :D

BOB!! BUY ME ANOTHER COOKIE OR ILL KILL YOUR FAT UNICORN CUZ I TOOK THE PRETTY ONE BACK!

Fine, heres a smartie cookie.

YAY!

Hang on, you took Precious the Pretty Baby Unicorn back?

Yep :D Now you will never get her back. Wait a sec, you called her Precious the Pretty Baby Unicorn?

Yush, Yush I Did :3

O_O Say goodbye Bob, just say goodbye.

Ok. Goodbye! :D

Bob's pet unicorn

Bob here, and I got a new unicorn!

Bob, I thought I opened the show?

You do, but this one is about my unicorn!! Anyway folks, I got a new unicorn. Here she is!! 

She's cute, isn't she?

Bob, that's not fair, she's cuter than mine!!!! I'm taking this one back and you can keep the fat brown one!!

No!! I'm keeping them both!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Bob, you're so weird.

Bobs new t-shirt

Hey Bob, I found this t-shirt for you

Hear that, Bob? You aren't real!!!

I'm not wearing that.

Fine I'll take it back ¬.¬

THE UNICORNS!

AHHH OMG BOBS UNICORN IS HERE! I already have mine :D

WHAT?? UPLOAD A PICTURE OF THEM!

Ok, heres mine: 

And here's Bob's: 

What??? Unfair, yours is prettier than mine!

Well, you ordered yours from France, I bought mine straight away from a shop.

Well, I suppose I have to keep him now, don't I?

Yes, yes you do.

I'll have to buy one like you did, a pretty one cuz you got to choose and I didn't. What was the shop called?

I'm not telling you.

-.- Bye everyone.

Baii!

*Closes curtains* NOW, TELL ME WHAT SHOP IT WAS!!!!!!!!

Ermm Bob, everyones still out there....

O_O *Opens curtains* THE SHOWS OVERS, GET OUT!

*Pokes head through gap in curtains* Don't listen to Bob, he's a big baby ¬.¬ Now, I won't let Bob speak any more until the next blog post or blog show or whatever you wanna call it.

But I-

Shut up Bob. Goodbye everybody!

Hello

Hello there boys and girls :D This is nintendogs4ever posting right now because Bob is too lazy to get his ass out of the airport - well, thats what I assume :D

*Panting and out of breath* I'm here, I'm here! Bobs here!

Aw Bobs here D:< I don't care what Bob says, I'm staying.

Shut up, this is my blog.

I set it up for you.

So? Now, lets get back to me.
First of all, I had just travelled to....Umm....Where did I travel to again?

France.

Oh yeah, I went to France to ship a Unicorn to my house-

Which is my house actually.

-so I could ride it to a rainbow but my unicorn hasn't arrived yet ¬.¬

Did you get me a unicorn?

No.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -

*Slaps* No swearing!

Owww

Anyway, when I travelled back, I had just gotten off the plane and then that stupid creature-

HEY! I'M NOT STUPID! 

STOP INTERRUPTING ME! Now, as I was saying, That stupid creature phoned me and shouted -

BOB GET HOME NOW, YOUR UNICORN HAS ARRIVED AND I MADE YOU A BLOG!

Precisely. Even though my unicorn hadn't arrived but I wasn't to know that. I ran home and thats why I was out of breath. The End!

You forgot to say hello at the start. And buh-bye at the end.

Fine! Hello and Goodbye!

Until next time folks! Don't worry, I'll still be posting with Bob. I know you all like me better than him. Hey, I bet next time we post Bob's unicorn will have arrived. Well. thats all for now, BYE!!!

P.S. I might steal Bobs unicorn. But I'm just gonna go buy my own before Bob's arrives >:D

I heard that -.-